The kids and grandkids will be here shortly for the big Turkey Day and I was thinking that there might be less tension if we all came to some understandings, so here we go:
1. Do not feed the dog crayons.....no matter how much she begs.
2. If you don't leave your wet towels on the floor and your soiled sheets all over the room, we won't put our dirty laundry in your suitcase.
3. If you talk on your cell phone while peeing and splash on the floor, don't try to blame the toilet for leaking -- just wipe it up.
4. Please don't count the photos of your kids on the wall and compare it to how many photos there are of other grandkids.
5. We don't care what time you go to bed, or what time you wake up. Please feel the same way about us.
6. We don't care if you have sex in the guest room - we just don't want to hear it. We don't want to hear about it, either.
7. If someone falls during a Wii game of tennis, no one is allowed to take a photo and YouTube it!
8. Put your hands down and step away from the remote control.
9. Oh, and if you take something that belongs to me without permission, you will get a Demand Letter from my agent.
c2009 Linda S Amstutz
Saturday, November 21, 2009
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2 comments:
So did everyone abide by the guest rules?
Yes, indeed. And they all acknowledged they had read the rules and laughed!
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