1. Jon Gosselin finally grew a pair, then didn't really know what to do with them.
2. Thanks to that wanna-be Underwear Bomber, we'll probably all have to fly "commando" from now on.
3. Everyone - including Tiger Woods and David Letterman - had a sex scandal, except FOR ME!!
4. Poor Farrah Fawcett was upstaged by Michael Jackson.
5. Now you can't even hike the Appalachian Trail without causing raised eyebrows.
c2009 Linda S Amstutz

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