1. It is possible to have both a hot flash and a chin pimple simultaneously.
2. You never get too old to care about what people think of you, although you do get too old to care what they think of your clothing choices.
3. Grey hair has become synonymous with drab. Unless, of course, your grey hair appears in your 30's, like Steve Martin or Anderson Cooper, then grey hair is synonymous with chic.
3. YouTube is not spelled UTube.
4. Neosporin does not cure everything. Vinegar does.
5. The DMV is not the great equalizer - Facebook is.
6. The older you get, the harder it is to hold a grudge.
7. It is trendy to post a 30 year old photo in your obituary.
8. It's the year 2009, and we still haven't cured Death.
9. Stretch marks are nothing -- wait 'til you find spider veins.
10. The weather is a BIG deal. And the Five Day Forecast is a bigger deal.
11. When you pay for DRV services, it's only on one television.
12. No one really needs a home phone.
13. The older you get, the earlier you eat.
14. The older you get, the longer it takes to read a book.
15. The older you get, the more you treat your pets like children.
16. The more you ask "What?" the less people talk to you.
17. The more you laugh, the more you change your underwear.
18. It is hard NOT to laugh and pass gas at the same time.
19. Just when you quit plucking your eyebrows, you have to start plucking your chin.
20. In a crowd, all cell phone ringtones sound alike.
21. That YouTube video of the comic who performs the History of Dance never gets old.
c2009 Linda S Amstutz
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5 comments:
I don't agree with #2 - one thing I like about being this age is that I really don't care what other people think of me. I am what I am and if you don't like it, too bad. I'm through with changing for other people.
That's how I would like to feel, too, but I can still sometimes get my feelings hurt by what people think.
Hey I only have DVR on one TV and sometimes it is a big pain having it on one. I just can not see spending any more money to the cable company
I'd like dvr on all my tvs and my telephone and maybe also on my life. Can we get that from Time Warner?
Oh Yeah, that would be great a Life DVR. Stop, rewind, and restart! PERFECT holiday gift for everyone!! I think we are on to something.
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